In the Beginning...

The earth was without form, and full of yummy algae
And darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And the iguana moved upon the face of the waters. He saw light, and dry land. And the iguana stirred dirt and water together

And created mud.

And the iguana said, "It is good".

The land brought forth more algae. And the iguana saw that it was very good.

So he left the whale of the sea, and every living thing that creepeth through the mud, and started to muncheth.

And on the fourth day of eating, the iguana saw the light of the moon, and fell asleep, and it was good.